Online dating opener
I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. He is having fun, doing what he wants and is making his own rules. When I read this profile, I instantly felt attraction towards the guy writing it.
Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Truth is the first sentence kind of threw me off, but as I continued reading, my attraction began to grew.
I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles.
I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.
Have fun with it, be loose and casual…and watch as the emails come rolling in from girls wanting to know more, and from girls telling you that you made them laugh.It was great to see that he was much more than just a funny, goof, who only knew how to banter.